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1. This Friday - to impress your mates when you're having a few beers - crocodile or kangaroo are recommended 2. This weekend - tasty, filling, low-fat snack when you're playing golf, driving, fishing, camping, surfing or partying - kangaroo or beef 3. Next Monday - a present for your boss just before you ask for a rise - gift box of Jerky Try-pack
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4. Tuesday - to annoy people you dont like, throw them a pack saying that you picked this up in Australia where you've just spent a weekend - kangaroo jerky 5. Wednesday - be strong and irresistible to someone you want to date (take two packs of Emu jerky 1-1.5 hours before asking and one pack during the date. IMPORTANT!: don't share it with your partner, they may become uncontrollable and offer you more than you can handle. 6. Thursday - put some adventure in your oldies life. They would never try crocodile, emu or kangaroo if you don't provide the opportunity 7. Every day - because you deserve something healthy and bloody good to eat when you're having a beer. Don't miss out - Billabong Jerky, its the taste of Australia, mate! |